Wednesday, July 3, 2013

THIRTY: ONE


Pulling through Marysville, you can see the sign on the Dairy Queen that says “GET YOUR ICE CREAM CAKE HERE”. It hovers in the air like the ghost of a good idea, the kind of good idea that melts in the sun in about seventy seconds, leaving behind a sticky pool of corn syrup and hydrogenated vegetable oil and barely enough fudgy filling to make an overpriced cake worthwhile.

Aboard the train. Rocking, swaying. Marysville slides by the window. Asphalt, concrete curb forms, fast food joints. “Get your ice cream cake here”. That's all it seems to offer, a junk food destination.

The best difference between travelling by train and travelling the freeway is the occasional forested byway, the odd river delta that doesn't blur by in a six-lane haze. For every missing lane, an afforded opportunity to play name-that-river, what's-that-weed. Spot an eagle, spot a rotting pier. Once the thrill of the train was being exposed to the probability of meeting a stranger. Strangers don't abound like they used to. Now they're all just people, and you don't like people nearly as much as you like strangers.

You've travelled this corridor enough to have seen made visible the new value of old buildings. The wrong side of the tracks need apply no longer. You can testify to the shift; every granary become a microbrewery, every warehouse become a furniture loft. You want to cite more examples, but a decent travelogue's no list; it's a calling out at best. It could be a conversation. It could be a revelation, but there's so little to reveal, of yourself, to yourself, anyway. Of others, it's different. You listen to half the phone conversation of those seated nearby, to their own particular methods of unravelling a story.

The woman (lady, you want to call her) behind you, for example. Accidentally stuck on the train while depositing her teenaged daughter, she has to call another child to come pick her up. She's a master of suspense. “Hi”, she says. “Are you home...Well, where are you?...Well, I'm sorry to interrupt your morning...I'm on the train...Well, I was dropping off Tina with her luggage...Yeah, she's going to Angela's...Well, when the train started going with me still on it....Yeah, yeah!...They're gonna let me off at Edmonds...Yes. So you can come and pick me up?...Well, in about twenty minutes...Yup. Uh huh (&&etc.)”. So perfect, her story arc crests a little with each sentence fragment, couching her appeal for an inconvenient ride so charmingly by investing the other party in the outcome of her story. I don't even think her method is conscious, although surely it must once upon a time have been. She's professionally dressed, you imagine her a masterful negotiator, a superb navigator of small favours. You will be disappointed to see the conclusion of her story when she disembarks shortly.

You, though, you'll stay on the train, and where will your narrative bring you? You started on the train, your story entered with you still aboard the train, and it'll step off the train at Edmonds as well, with the lady in the pantsuit, leaving you gazing out the window at invasive weeds, eagles' nests, refurbished roadhouses, the Dairy Queens and the Burger Kings...

Sunday, April 8, 2012

STEP FOUR: THE NEWS, ALWAYS THE NEWS

This has "potential for disaster" written all over it.

STEP THREE: FUNNY PICTURES AND DRUG REFERENCES




















"Clonazepam", 2011

Fun things to do when you are kind of high on prescription drugs: Draw a self-portrait in Photoshop, as in the image above.

This was not at all an original concept. There's another guy who has made a whole practice out of making art that is about his experiences with altered perception and substance use. His name is Bryan Lewis Saunders, and you can find his website here: http://bryanlewissaunders.org/drugs/

He's pretty honest about how fucked up his project was in the beginning, and that it almost caused lasting damage to his faculties, but I'm fascinated by his dedication to making his intoxicant portraits an authentic experience for his own purposes.

While we're on the topic of depicting drug experience in visual art, let's also embed a link to the most fantastic video ever to appear on the Youtubes, "Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No" by James Blagden.


Most newer Mac products come with a webcam that can tilt and bend the face in stupid ways, which is where I think most of that creative impulse to depict oneself while in an altered state gets deposited. They all preselect an algorithm that makes predictable facial shifts appear on camera. I don't like most of them, except for the vertical flip, which allowed me to see what I would look like if I had perfectly symmetrical facial features.



















FRIGHTENING!

STEP TWO: PRETTY PICTURE

Photo taken in Paris, in the Rue des Martyrs, sometime in 2007 I think.

STEP ONE: TELL A STORY

I lived in Seattle in my late teens and early twenties. I think that you know this already.

I got a job shortly out of high school at Seattle Art Supply. The business is gone now, but at the time was a fairly successful vendor of fine art products, most of which the staff couldn't afford without either the staff discount or the five-finger discount.

The pay was kind of shit, like most retail, but it had its perks. One of those perks was working in the Market neighbourhood, at the bottom corner of Belltown, right before it got all full of condos and was still this sort of no-man's-land of cheap rental units and questionable brewed coffee. Neighbourhood still had some character then, is what I'm saying.

One of those characters was a guy named Darryl. Local artist. We used to save the leaky tubes of paint and broken pastels for him to use. He came by almost every day. He would purchase material if he'd made a good sale. Hung out on a couple of corners, hawked his wares. He painted on pretty much any flat surface, so tile, shale, plaster, pressboard, 2x4s, everything.

I bought a piece off of him, Electric Schoolteacher, but I ended up leaving it in the care of my ex when I left Seattle. A figurative piece, a little deKooning in execution; electric because she's neon blue with a pink miniskirt and schoolteacher because she's also wearing glasses. Probably my favourite out of any art pieces I own.

Fast forward a decade later: I move to Portland from Vancouver, where my ex and his lady are also living, for a little while longer. I ask about the Electric Schoolteacher, because I would like to install her in my new home, whereupon I'm sadly informed that she was stolen years ago when they first moved into their house.

I have since often wondered what's happened to Darryl and was pleased to come across news of this documentary that someone made about his art and his process. Darryl is a pretty visionary artist.



And a happy ending! I found the Electric Schoolteacher leaning up against a tree on a Portland side street several months after arriving in Portland. COSMIC